much ado about nothing

a blog about non-achievement

10.17.2006


now here's some good news for those who ignore their gallstones the first time they start hurting : if you're lucky (like me) your gallstones will manage to move down the cystic duct and almost clog your common bile duct. this will of course cause severe back and abdominal pain, nausea and headaches. the pain escalates after any kind of non-liquid food, sometimes leading to momentary lapse of the senses.

when you helplessly run out of your supply of vicodins from that last time and admit yourself to the er of your local hospital and they call your name 'shortly' within the next three hours, they will take an ultra-sound, get some blood samples and urine tests, in which they not only find blood cells but also symptoms of mild infections. they inform you that you're not leaving the hospital anytime soon and that the surgeon will see you tomorrow for a potential surgery.

now here's the best part : when they see you sweating in pain and struggling to breathe, one wise pharmacist walks in with the most teeny tiny needle in her hands, and she pokes it into your hand through the iv. within less than a minute you feel relieved, then your muscles all relax, your whole body floating. you can't help smiling. you close your eyes and enjoy the blissful calmness, you open your eyes and see faces coming and going, every one smiling.

i had an all liquid lunch with a chocolcate pudding as a dessert, i could feel the pain as i was swallowing the last few spoonfulls of pudding, and it started : the excruciating pain and the sweats, rolling on the bed i pushed the nurse button, and asked for my pain killer. within a minute another smiling lady walked in with the magic needle in her hands, and voila. i am in heaven once again.

12 Comments:

At 3:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you feel ok now?

 
At 5:51 PM, Blogger LT said...

when did this happen? at least this shows you feel well enough to write.

 
At 10:02 PM, Blogger The Spring Breeze said...

Shahin? where are you? are you ok? do they let laptops in hospital rooms?

 
At 10:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ey baba, what happened Shahin? So that back pain you were talking about was the gallstone? Hope you get well soon. Bring some of those magic needles back home ;)

 
At 11:59 PM, Blogger Sh. said...

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At 12:01 AM, Blogger Sh. said...

hehe, thanks all, i might survive gallstones, but can't survive if i don't get to clutter the net, i'm happily blogging with one hand hooked to iv on my bed in saddleback memorial ;)
the pain is horrible, but the narcotics make it worthwhile :)

 
At 6:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take good care buddy.

 
At 10:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please take care of yourself, and please update here with your health news.

 
At 12:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

seems like your privacy is gone here.

 
At 3:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

still not out of hospital?...

 
At 10:25 PM, Blogger linda said...

oh.. sorry i am late...i kept checking the blogg from the class.. but it didnt show ur post.. finally god bless the refresh button.,
Oh an behalf of all the Pharmacists, and especially clinical pharmacists, thank you for the nice post.. how did you know it's the Pharmacist Appreciation month??
If I saw ur post this morning I would've read it to all my class, well our school today at lunchtime when we had a speaker who was telling us All about " How Pharmacists are not pill counters anymore," and do other stuff..
namely applying Magic needles..
oh and I would ask you how are you doing? But honestly you will be just fine.. as my father used to say " As long as the Urethra is not clogged, it will be fine..."
Hang in there...
and stuff..

 
At 1:01 PM, Blogger shadi said...

gosh... i'm so late! well wishes nonetheless

 

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