much ado about nothing

a blog about non-achievement

8.02.2006

somewhere in believer the guy said the minute the world stops hating the jews they will be extinct. the white trash barista at diedrich's will probably die if she runs out of reasons to hate the world. the persian guy at chevron's will die if his customers stop making him repeat himself a gizillion times with his thick accent. the hispanic girl at the dry cleaning will die if her customers didn't notice her obesity. we will all die sooner or later, and i will probably die the day i find happiness.

7 Comments:

At 10:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

:) now you know about Nimany?!
How is Nimany related to your way to find happiness?

 
At 10:41 AM, Blogger Sh. said...

from his photos he looks like he's closer to happiness than i am. i'm allergic towards happy people, toddlers and vegans, they uninspire me.

 
At 12:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

".... I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar." >>> this line totally reminds me of you! ;-P

 
At 6:09 PM, Blogger linda said...

if i were you i wouldnt worry much about finding happiness
as Denis Leary says :" Happiness never lasts long, happiness is a choclate chip cookie or a five second orgasm..."
Yeah you will die, but of natural causes...
after 5 seconds the boredom sets in...
i assure you of that..

 
At 11:29 PM, Blogger Smiling Feline said...

i tend to agree... happiness and boredom skip down the street together, holding hands and whistling the tunes from "The Sound of Music".
thought i'd just drop by and say "hi"... you looked shocked that i nosed around your blog... hehe...

 
At 11:11 AM, Blogger shadi said...

u're unhappy? why don't u buy one of them shirts... he makes it for the guys too... nimany.com... i got one and it changed my life... i'm so so happy now...

 
At 11:12 AM, Blogger shadi said...

or maybe i'm dead!

 

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