people are either nuts or boring. all three of us decided to go nuts, only one truly succeeded.
did you know that there are actually people out there who don't know what an integral is? i just met a few of them, they have two eyes and one mouth, they even walk like the rest of us... gosh, who would have guessed...
did you know that life is a struggle between boredom and pain? no really, did you? well from now on you can be thankful when you're bored, you're by far considered lucky.
did you know that a creamry and an ice cream place are NOT necessarily the same?! i mean come on, i thought i mastered the most complicated science when i took a brewery tour in portland and finally figuered out the difference between ale and beer; and only now i'm learning about frozen yogurt and ice cream and their deviations... geez, why? why?
did you know that even that cute little cozy left-wing liberal coffee shop in pasadena is closed on the fourth of july?! for f**ks sake where the hell am i supposed to exert all my intellectual bs into a meaningless conversation over a double espresso now??!
did you know that some people - including me - are deeply irritated by bad punctuation?! especially overt use of exclamation marks?!!!!!!!!!!
did you know that i've literally run out of anything worthy of saying? well now you do..!?!...
some people can't even go nuts. they can only fake it. i'm fake, right now, right here.
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well.... Reading this i remembered my late grandma, as of yesterday, god rest her soul too didnt know what integral was. And she lived 95 colorful years in this world..
She even had been to Palestine before there was a country named Isreal...
And lived 6 months in Karbala, when it was all peacefull and nice..
and...
even her death brought all the family closer...
i donno maybe less people knowing about integration is better for the world..
I mean come on why should difrentiate and integrate anyways...
Back then people used to just live it...
and didnt even care about punctuation!!!!!!!!!!!
did u know that there's a difference between the Viennese waltz and the Vietnamese waltz??? well... there really is no Vietnamese waltz!!!!!!!!!!!! gosh!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^%#$%$%#$&^%*&^&*
and did u know that i just went back and "edited" the above punctuation?!!! how pathetic is that?!!!
and above that, did u know that i just spelled checked the whole thing in word by copy/paste???!!!!!!!!!!
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