q : what would a desperate fob computer geek ponder on during a minimum of four hours of driving per day for four days in a row?

a : so which song is a stronger aphrodisiac: this, or this?

slightly in favor of the former, he ultimately decides to run a nation-wide campaign and survey both female and males of different races, incomes and marital stati*. the results shall define the soundtrack of his bedtime sessions; prost.

* he's also extremely disappointed at English literature since 'stati' is not a word, it totally beats 'statuses' both visually and phonetically; he decides to use it regardless.