much ado about nothing

a blog about non-achievement

4.23.2006

- When Chuck Norris punches, he only uses his left arm, as using the right would cause a rift in time.

- Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

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2 Comments:

At 10:28 AM, Blogger linda said...

P.S: Chuck Norris is Republican too
and spokesperson for some fitness equipment
What was his claim to fame???

 
At 3:14 PM, Blogger Sh. said...

Among many other things, he is the only who's ever counted to infinity and back; Twice.

 

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