much ado about nothing

a blog about non-achievement

1.05.2006



Yeah so today was a day that i spent doing nothing and lots of great things...
i woke up with a wake up call that i requested last nite, and i think it was pricey for the caller. Since it was from overseas, and promised to call my friend in FL, explaining why i didnt go there during holidays, and do the things i was supposed to do a month ago and haven't done. oh and heard about a place with bras hanging from it's chairs as part of decoration, or maybe i was just sleepy..
then in a triumph over sleep, i jumped outta bed like in half an hour and went to the dog park with my dad.. and since we had no dog we just watched them doggies and argued over how my sister's dog was better off in Iran, eating nothing and running around home all day. Than being pampered and spoiled in Canada... according to dad," in Iran she had an organic life.."
Wat else, i spent the rest of the day all by myself .. Watched E! News channel on Jessica Simpson true story or something.. and came to conclusion that her father is even more controlling than mine, which is unheard of!!!!
Then i watched hot celebrity bodies for another hour.... and decided fuck it.. i will never go to gym.. abs are freaky anyways... guys with abs, remind me of Ex-cons.. btw apparently Ralph Fines has a hot body??? Isn't the dude like my father's age?? It was kinda creepy...
then i decided to do something with my life so i spent three hours straight on some school application thingie.. i wrote couple of letters of recommendations for myself and signed them, sealed in envelopes and signed over the seal... Forging signature Isn't as easy as one might think, especially for a perfectionist with ADD...
then i made myself some steak,,, yeah i can do that. It was big and juicy, and i liked the bread and avocado more.. then i watched TV again, it was about a plastic surgery on a transexual and he/she was there with her/his gf.. and i thought wat if i am really in love with a guy and he decides to change his gender.. Well, yeah i will stand by him throughout the surgery.. but then if i stay with him/her for the rest of our lives, then wouldnt i be like a lesbian? not that there is anything wrong with that, but then i came into this relationship looking for something else..
how do people deal with such things?? and i thought i had relationship issues??
then there was another show in which a Jewish guy was marrying a Christian Baptist gal, and the issue of religion kept coming up... the guy was confused, he didnt want to discuss the religion and how to raise children with the gal.. and even his friends told him religion is an important thing.. and then i thought of my parents, did they have a religion conversation before marriage?
i reenacted it in my head
Mom: well religion.....
Dad: oh yeah that, it's the opiate of masses
Mom: Yesterday i read an article on the opiate receptors in the brain
Dad: Oh speaking of receptors I think our people are now ready to receive socialism with open arms..
Mom: Speaking of people wat do you think of children
Dad: hmm... i had a rotation in OBGYN ward.. i like it when those little things come to the world. but then for myself, i am too busy saving the world from capitalism and sacrificing myself for everybody and not having a life.. so i think it's unethical to have children..

15 years later
Dad: Children , all four of you, come here .. u see this book.. have u heard of Darwin..
Ok i just wanted to tell you that all the nonsense about god and creating the world that they teach you in school, is well nonsense...
It was just an accident... there is no god.. we were all from monkeys
Mom: Honey you are wrong, monkeys are like our cousins not actual ancestors...
My Bro: so, i don't have to study religion B.S in school, i will tell them my dad said it's B.S
My dad: two things... first of all a gentleman with your upbringing will not use the "B," word under any circumstance... i told u i was in jail for one year and under the worst tortures..
Mom: yeah.. he never used a word waist down..
My dad: second. u have to do your assignments and never talk back to your teachers.. do as you are told.. school is good for you.. exams are like drugs, you have to take them..for your own good
Me: But dad, you said we should never lie
My dad: that's for the time that you are not living in a third world dictatorship, when you finally started living in a developed industrial world, " you can live as honestly as you want to..!!!"

And then i saw another show about a white couple, adopting a black baby... and trying to introduce him to his African heritage...

Finally i watched E! News Live.. and i cant remember wat happened!!
i didnt call my friend in FL, i think i will do it tomorrow..
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i feel guilty about having steak.. Because of all environment things..
oh and yesterday my dad tried to pursued me there is a higher power in the world, if not god, and i should pray to him/her/them...
and ..
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i like this blog.. i think i am giving up on my other one..

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