She asks me how she should shed pounds, since she is not chasing after boys and I tell her : "Well don't eat."
She tells me it's impossible since she lives in south... All the foods are fucking deep fried.,
I tell her to move to a blue state where everybody is a Liberal, and eats healthy food..
Deep fried and Northern California, that's so 1849... We now eat raw.. Salads, even Avocado is having a hard time making it here...