The Non-achievers' Association of Despair and Apathy (NADA) was founded on an excruciatingly ordinary Tuesday afternoon for no particularly important reason. Nada stands for nothing, despises mission statements and holds abso-f**king-lutely no values. However, Nada has got one universal rule : Nada is empty and meaningless, and so is everything and anything that's in anyway related to it, including - but not limited to - this introductory paragraph.